In inspect the ebay page expires the following is the description that the seller put on the page:"Im selling this unify because I finally left my fatass girlfriend who hated the fact that I loved to compete play. I bought this for her when hybrids first came out which was approximately 5 years ago or when she was 115 pounds lighter. She stopped playing golf soon after I introduced her to the bet and decided she would rather eat cookies and tacos as a feature. When she decided to start playing again she realized that her hands were to swollen to clutch the unify properly from all the meat around her knuckles. In addition she couldnt figure out why she could not alter a shoulder turn anymore. Truth be told her titts got so big and droopy that she had to use my Sun Mountain displace cart to draw them when we played (the cart has since buckled from the overloaded weight capacity). Also her gut and thighs got so big she could enclose 4 full grown Chihuahuas under the fat folds. I put up with her shitt for about 2 years and during this measure she got even heavier. Her fatass became so big that when she actually made a correct shoulder turn she farted. I'm not talking about a ladylike act involuntarily with a few giggles- were talking fog horn deep and the comprehend was so bad it would turn all your hair into ash. I think the hippo actually fermented napalm in her colon from all the ice cream pizza and bad chinese food she inhaled on an hourly basis. Ultimately it got to the inform where I just stopped playing with her because I began to conclude desire I was doing a "Make a Wish" deed for the obese retarded lady. And every time I went out with my regular group on Sundays she gave me that look like I was going to be in deep shitt when I got approve. So eventually I said f*ck it and I wont compete for a while. 2 months ago I was cleaning out the store and my buddies came over after a round and we were shooting the shitt about the US Open when all of sudden the cyclops comes out from her core out and tells me that I should sell all my clubs since I dont compete anymore. My friends all gave me that look (you know what I mean) and just left in end disgust. I knew those f*ckers were laughing their asses off at me and I entangle really bad. Whatever....... I just rolled with it but 3 weeks after that incident she decided she was going to sell some of my shitt at a garage sale with 10 of her fat friends from the neighborhood. You shoulda seen this. It was a spectacle. 10 fat female pigs all wearing tennis visors and shorts that were straining to stay buttoned around their waists. They had more MM's. Oreos and Grape Soda then garage sale items. I went specifically to see what she took of mine thinking there may undergo been a few odd things that she grabbed when I suddenly I saw my beloved Mizuno MP33 blades being hauled off by a senior citizen. I stopped the geezer and told him it was a identify but the f*cker told me to kiss his asss and that he had a communicate. I almost strangled the gimp but I had 5 fat hogs standing in lie of me telling that a "sale was sale" and they barricaded me in with their 34 inch necks. Get this: THEY SOLD MY CLUBS FOR $89 AND THEY THOUGHT THEY GOT A GOOD DEAL. That was pretty much the last cover so that evening while the beast was asleep. I grabbed what I could and left her core out. This club was one of the items I snagged along with some of her play shoes shirts and her golf bag. If you are a man with coat 18 feet and bunions her shoes might fit you. I'll put the rest of her items up for sale in the Deformed Product Section. Please note this unify has a small chip in the paint and has some sole feature. The lard asss must have forgotten to put the headcover on during one of her on course gas tantrums. Has a brace equip in stiff flex with a mark new Golf Pride Tour Velvet grip. unify has 16 degrees of loft. Thanks for looking and if you win this unify keep it as a reminder whenever you decide that you are create from raw material for a serious relationship. Take a good be at this club and bequeath its history- its priceless and you'll thank me later. "
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